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Abstinence is Futile by teews666 Abstinence is Futile by teews666
To quote a scene from Jurassic Park -
Henry Wu: "You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"
Dr. Ian Malcolm: "No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."

Life finds a way indeed... supposedly! :giggle:

Also, I was going to add in Buddha, but he was born from his mother's right flank. I'm not sure if that qualifies as a virgin birth or not. :confused:

Some others that didn't make the list are Genghis Khan, emperor of the Mongol Empire and the Kabir, the Mystic Poet. No particular reason for excluding them as their claims are equally full of shit as all the others on the list. The only difference I suppose is that we know for a fact that they existed as opposed to all the 'gods'. :D

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MobileSuitSonic Featured By Owner Edited Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PAGAN COPYCAT THESIS: You're doing it wrong!

Also, I find it funny that all of those people knew about a Mesoamerican deity with a whole ocean between their lands.
LE2 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
It's probably just an idea that the human psyche finds fascinating in some way. Kind of like how every culture has it's own version of the Cinderella story.
MobileSuitSonic Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PCT is such a wacko concept that serious academics laugh in the fact of those who promote it.
Properfessor Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Professional Photographer
There is a theory that Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.  She should have gone Greek.
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Ummm - Big Gawd Zues humped Danae,
"Great Gawds!" she was heard to say,
as his mighty bolt took her breath away,
you're a hero yourself as the truth you slay...


A little bit of googling made this dev much less honest, but still fun.  There is so much about Christianity and Islam to kick honestly, why do all the religion haters embellish?

I'm favin' it anyway because religious virgin births are a lot of fun.
GodDragonKing Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
I read on a list that "virgin" Mary was actually a mistranslation.
Bart-Fargo Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
Also Julius Caesar.
DoduDindon Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Genghis Khan is my god. I shall follow his example and lay seige to my enemies.

On another note, I'm a virgin. :0 Do you think if I went out and fucked some guy, got pregnant, then found a bunch of religious nuts and told them that God did it to me, they'd believe me? Maybe I'll even be part of my own religion a couple thousand years from now.
Ghoti657 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nah we have DNA testing now. Maybe in a ghetto ass 3rd world place.
WingDiamond Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:iconlocutusplz::iconsaysplz: You Will Be Inseminated!
Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
Gods sure seem to have a thing for virgins...
hanciong Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Buddha's mother is certainly not a virgin
DragonFang01 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not to forget Athena, a virgin birth of Zeus and for revanche Hephaistos a virgin birth of Hera. Happened quite often, this virgin births ;)
ItaliaEmo Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, gotta love it. (: Well done.
lichodite Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL... excellent... (=
The-Technophile Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
Listing of some women with the most gullible men around!
morqwal Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
suppose they were like those tropical lizards that are all female and simply need to hump each other to activate their eggs into self fertilization? =p
MarikaBlue Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Love it!

"See, kiddies? Abstinence only programs really DON'T work!
teews666 Featured By Owner May 12, 2011   Digital Artist
Thank you! lol :D
godlessfeline Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
"Abstinence is Futile" I love that! Great one!
teews666 Featured By Owner May 12, 2011   Digital Artist
Thanks! :aww:
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